Too many words.
Time to pay.

Our auditor has a tie, not a government mandate. Every dollar is fictional. No one owes anything. Please do not send us money.

We look for filler phrases, roundabout wording, and industry buzzwords, including common variations like “leveraging” and “circling back.” Repeated sentences, repeated passages, and long sentences add playful penalties. Length amplifies detected padding; word count alone doesn’t raise your score. English and selected Dutch, German, French, and Spanish expressions are recognized together—no language switch needed. The same text always gets the same score. It’s a joke, not a measure of writing quality. Real technical terms get caught too; using them doesn’t mean your writing is bad.

Estimated wasted words cost $0.15 each, detected phrases add $2.25 each, and every yap score point adds $0.80. In entirely made-up dollars.

It stays in this browser tab. There are no AI calls, accounts, or text uploads. We don’t save your text. Downloaded receipts and shared links contain only the numbers and phrases from our fixed list. Anyone with a result link can see those details. If Cloudflare Web Analytics is enabled, it measures visits and page performance; your pasted text is not sent to it. Hosting providers may keep ordinary access logs.

That’s between you and the group chat. Keep it friendly. The receipt roasts the words, not the person.